​News and random ramblings from the Eshe posse.

Eshe, Satan's servants (obviously)

Eshe, suppliers of Satans tools and curruptors of the youth, but ya knew that already.

Do children ride skateboards?

Such contraptions are a tool used by Satan to entice our youth into a life of drugs and crime. The baggy clothes worn by those who frequent such sin are well known to be used to hide bags of marijuana. If you happen to look out your window and see some of these roughians, also known as ‘skaters’, you can be sure they are trying to peddle the stuff to the local boy scouts and other influential youngsters. Call the police immediately. Your children’s future’s may very well depend on it.

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